Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
if armin isnt voiced by morgan freeman then theres no point the entire anime is ruined
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
*on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog