me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that
Welcome to my blog. Trying to enjoy life to the fullest.
Art, Fandom, and Funny Things
plot twist: Eren’s dad is making drugs in his basement and putting it in the water and everyone is hallucinating and killing people. Titans aren’t real
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
*checks if acne is still there*
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
1. Put your wet sponge in the microwave for 2 minutes to kill 99% of the bacteria.
2. Talking out feelings of depression in bed can help relieve them. It can be to a friend, a relative, God, or even yourself.
3. Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect…
even my nose runs more than i do